More like.. How to make my ADD go into a epileptic seizure. Has Matthew McConaughey ever made a decent movie? How about a movie that didn't flop? This guy puts out bomb after bomb. They should put this guy on the terrorist no fly list. Atleast that can prevent this man traveling to his next movie set. Maybe, just maybe a few years of doing independent movies or a super serious network TV drama can this little train that shouldn't chug back onto the big screen.
I can't believe women like my girlfriend eat this shit up. Matthew MccCockandgay stars along side the president of the Itty Bitty Titty committee Kate Hudson.
Andy (Kate Hudson playing a girl with a dudes name) is a writer, and she has to write a piece about having to "Lose A Guy in 10 Days". But holy shit! Ben is writing an article on how to gain a Woman in 10 days! Holy Coincidence Batman! What kind of crazy adventures will these two love birds get into? Sadly, It's not one that involves a speeding bus and the middle of the street.
This is where my ADD got the best of me. I couldn't take it anymore. My man chromosomes and hormones felt the estrogen build up and self destructed. I spent the rest of the movie thinking about what Kate Hudson would look like if she ever developed past 12, and what was on facebook. I went from the computer to the movie 10 times in 10 minutes. From my Nintendo DS to my PSP. I even went for a walk to the bathroom when I didn't have to go.
I rather watch "Next" with directors commentary than watch the trailer to this.
You will need 260 mg of the strongest ADD medication you can find for every 15 minutes you must sit through this romantic mountain of suck. If your girlfriend wants to watch this, get sick quick. If your wife wants to watch this file for divorce.
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