Last Night, I finally got the chance to watch "The Midnight Meat Train". I was all hot and bothered thinking about the meat train chugging along and entering dark holes. As it turns out, This was not the case.
Yes, This movie had a big angry German. But this big angry German was not forcefully entering all that would allow him. He was killing mother fuckers with a giant metal butchers hammer in a $10,000 suit.
This movie was awesome. That crazy ass soccer playing Irish guy Vinnie Jones killed everyone who was lucky enough to take the train home late at night. He even killed the UFC's Rampage Jackson who plays a crazy ass violence and crime seeking black man. This must have been some stretch which truly shows this man's acting range.
I'm sure there was some story or point to this madness but I could care less. It had death, destruction, Leslie Bibb and alot of Gore.
I give this movie 3.5 out of 5 slabs of man meat.
Also, My ADD allowed me to watch this entire film. Was it the hope of actually seeing a meat train? The beautiful and untalented Leslie Bibb or the fact that this movie bled more than Rhianna. We will never know..
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