P.S. I Love You Review

This movie was a request from my girlfriend. Please contact me with what you would like to see me review.

Hilary Swank has come along way since her "Boy's Don't Cry" days. When she is not looking like a 12 year old butch dyke lesbian whore... She's actually kind of attractive.

Also Starring Gerard Butler, Mr. 300 himself King Leonidas.

The story revolves around the death of King Leonidas. King Leonidas dies of a brain tumor. But instead of preparing for glory, this muscle ridden girlie man planned a series of letters, packages, and gifts to be sent to his widow through the course of a year.

Okay, this is where my review takes a turn for the gay. The trailer explains it all, and yet when the first present arrives a little bit of what made me a straight man dies. With every letter and present I felt myself getting a little closer and closer to knowing what it feels like to be held by a man.

I felt myself actually caring what the next letter says, or what the next package is. This movie was a drug. This movie is what the gay's use at there orientation meetings. Right after fruit cakes and fudge packers take the job.

I will try to erase this film from my memory, but I will never forget the kind of man King Leonidas was.

I rate this movie 285 out of 300 spartans.

In my defense, I cried at the end of Terminator 2. So this movie made me question my life. This movie will make the toughest man weep. Do not watch this film with a girl who you are just dating. Make sure you are in a established relationship so she does not leave you. Or so you do not leave her for someone like King Leonidas.