Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hung Fu - The Legend Dies Jerking Off

You can't make this shit up. David Carradine was found dead in his hotel room. In Thailand. With his body bound and his genitals tied like a S&M Christmas present.

"Bangkok police said Carradine was found hanging by a nylon rope in a Bangkok hotel room closet Thursday morning. " according to CNN.

Some are saying that Carradine died of autoerotic asphyxiation. Which is some crazy shit people do to achieve a better orgasm. The original singer of INXS died of this as well. I guess this is typical for those with no talent to waste there time doing. Making the world a better place one cock suffocation act at a time.

Heres to you David Carradine, and your beaten and mutilated ball sack. Your death will serve the world as a reminder. If your a weirdo and kill yourself jerking off TMZ will find out. Than we will laugh at you.

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