In Honor of D.M.T.H.

TOP 10 ACTORS THAT NEED TO BE DRAGGED TO HELL

In honor of the Sam Raimi's DRAG ME TO HELL, I've decided to do a top 10 of actors that need to be dragged to hell. In no particular order of course.

Number 10..

Will Ferrel, You've seen him in such classics as "Anchorman" and "Semi-Pro", Now it's time we see him get dragged to hell. Hollywood beat this decent comedian into the ground so hard it looks like Chris Brown was checking his text messages.

Number 9..

Adam Sandler. I don't get why everyone finds this guy funny. All his recent movies are terrible. Hollywood stretched this man so thin his butt hole looks like payment for a carton of cigarettes.

Number 8..

Ice Cube. If I see one more family comedy starring the man who wrote the song "No Vaseline" I will hang myself with whatever rope David Carradine forgot to wrap around his balls.

Number 7..

Jamie Foxx, This guy makes the ladies swoon. I wish he'd swoon himself under a garbage truck carrying ten thousand copies of "The Soloist" on DVD.

Number 6..

Robert Downey, Jr. It just goes to show you, You can't teach a former drug addicted fishnet stocking wearing alcoholic new tricks. I hope Hollywood leaves you naked and homeless on a street corner like you were a member of the Lohan family.

Number 5..

Beyonce. Stay out of Hollywood. The only movies I want to see you in have sped up elevator music and pizza delivery boys who are dying to be with a woman who will look like Aunt Jemima in 10 years.

Number 4..

Shia LaBeuof. I don't care how hard Steven Spielberg is for you. You are not a action star. You looked ridiculous in Eagle Eye. Running around with a pubic hair mustache like you were a 12 year old Mexican kid still in the 3rd grade.

Number 3..

Keanu Reeves, after The Day The Earth Stood Still. I stood there silent and alone with shit in my pants thinking that the only thing worse would be a prequel to this invasion of suck.

Number 2..

Renee Zellweger, I can't stand you! You are so annoying and autistic looking. You look like a troll with down syndrome. I'm waiting for the day you return to living under bridges and eating goats like they were 6 piece chicken nuggets.

Number 1..

Miley Cyrus, We get it. The kids love you. The adults can't wait till you turn 18. But everytime I hear your voice or see something Hannah Montanna related I want to bash my head into a concrete wall until my lips look like Jay-Z's.